Last year, I threw down a challenge to find the most horrible, awful Christmas music one could find in RealRhapsody's database of music.

Eli of the Big Slow Eel was the clear, hands-down winner. He obliterated me.

Well, Eli started early this year. I have no hope of locating musical crapulence that delves deeper into depravity than he has already descended. "Flatulina"?

I give. Eli wins. Forever.

Instead, I offer you a link to my own Groovin' Christmas playlist from last year. You know, the good stuff. You'll need it in order to recover from the craptastic dissonance Eli has foisted upon us.