Why, oh why couldn't this have happened on I5 in the vicinity of Bellingham?
14 tons of Spilled Oreos Snarl Traffic Location? Morris, Illinois.
The lede: "Got Milk? Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway."
I'm hungry just thinking about it.